[-Laughing UNCONTROLLably-]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I can't stop laughing. I'm crying from laughing. OMG this is too funny. My friend Amy and I are chatting with people on About.com. It's so funny. The first time we were in the pregnancy chat and we were a couple. But we revealed that at the end. It was funny. Sorry, had to wipe the tears away. That wasn't that funny, cuz the women in there were sorta on to us. But now we're in this landscaping chat and we're so dumb it's funny. There's this guy, and he knows a lot about plants, he knows their species name and stuff. He asked her what type she liked and she said "red." Then she said she was dyslexic, so did the guy 'boomer' then I said, wow, me too. Then I said, "What are the odds of that? 3 dyslexic people who like landscaping." Haha, so then we would re-arrange our words and misspell things. It was hilarious.

Her: could you recomend a good hoe?
Him: what ever feel right in your hand
Him: and on your back
Him: i on the other hand use a mantis
Him: i dont even own a hoe
(Then he goes on to explain about his Mantis tiller)
Her: sounds impressive
Her: applause
Him: (it's worth it, blah blah) I've had mine for 4 years and still runs like a raped ape
(some shit about beetles)
Her: what do you mean by that, raped ape?
Him: it runs very well
Her: im not used to vulgarities
Him: not a vulgarity, just a comparison

This is too much. Hahaha, see you all later.